Oh Noes!

The expression, gesture or sound of someone's sexyness or misfortune.

Oh Noes! He is sexier than me.
Oh Noes! I am a sexy beast.

by Consta June 14, 2005

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010

oh noes! anyways

used in a sarcastic way to say "oh no", usually said after a Karen threatens to stop buying from a multi billion company

"this store is trash, i will never buy from here again"
"oh noes! anyways"

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020

oh teh noes

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be used sarcastically or not.

w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!

by Wagong May 24, 2008

ohnoes

Exclamation of displeasure

Ohnoes! my boxe haz ben hax0rd!

by Slappy May 29, 2003

Ohnoesbadnews

A discord god. Also is quite a weird person

Why did Ohnoesbadnews do that again.

by Krisp Klank December 29, 2021

ohnoes

group of hardcore little fags who think its cool to act hardcore behind a keyboard

ohnoes, what fags! lawl

by fagheart May 16, 2008