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take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex
I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!
by keri p March 12, 2010
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Butty optometrist

What someone says about their optometrist when he is being a butt (mean, stupid, or smelly) or not being an optimistic person
My optometrist is mean... He is a butty optometrist.
by Birdie the dictionary November 23, 2019
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optometrimistic

When one is optimistic about their optometrist's diagnosis of their eye problem; providing a solution to their blurry vision by way of prescription glasses.
After experiencing blurry vision for years, I am now optometrimistic for a clear and bright future! I finally saw the optometrist and am getting a set of glasses. Sexy librarian look, here I come!
by GlazeHer September 16, 2022
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Optimetrist

One skilled in the science and prescription of making the future look brighter, through use of corrective lenses.
After months of treatment for chronic depression, to no avail, the Doctor concluded my condition was incurable under his direction and reffered me to an Optimetrist.
by High Numbers June 12, 2011
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