Nurdle

A penis that is so flaccid that it resembles a limp noodle.

Bro,it's so cold out here that my nurdle is turtling!

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

nurdle

have you ever brushed your teeth ?
and squeeze the tube and and wavy shaped toothpaste came out
thats nurdle

a nurdle of toothpaste

by zeahahaha guy September 30, 2023

dirty nurdle

After sticking your toothbrush in your partners ass, you then place your nurdle ( dab of toothpaste) on the toothbrush and brush your teeth. Keeps your breath from smelling like shit.

Thanks to the dirty nurdle my breath smells like minty fresh shit, instead of straight shit.

by Oldnsaty January 17, 2024

Nurdling

Leisurely spending downtime doing actions with no purpose or intention of completing any specific tasks or goals.

Thor just spends his days off just nurdling around his house, unless something fun comes up that he can go do with friends or family.

Emma: "Hey what are you doing today?"
John: "Oh nothing really just nurdling around my house. What are you doing?"
Emma: "I was gonna see if you wanted to go do something when..."

by Mr.Whatever April 08, 2020

Nurdle

Male genitalia.

I was acting like an idiot when George came up and gave me a swift kick in the nurdle.

by Shinchan2 February 20, 2017