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dirty nurdle

After sticking your toothbrush in your partners ass, you then place your nurdle ( dab of toothpaste) on the toothbrush and brush your teeth. Keeps your breath from smelling like shit.
Thanks to the dirty nurdle my breath smells like minty fresh shit, instead of straight shit.
by Oldnsaty January 17, 2024
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Nerdlebrity

a person who is a celebrity to nerds, the most well known are Chris Gore,Chris Hardwick, Kevin Pereira, and Adam Sessler
person 1: Chris Gore is such a Nerdlebrity

person 2: A Nerdlebrity? like Chris Hardwick?
person 1: Indeed.

Chris Hardwick: excuse me Sir Gore do you agree with this definition?
Chris Gore:Mmm yes, indubitably my good sir.
Chris Hardwick:Teas and crumpets and whatnot
by EmperorOfNerds October 12, 2010
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nuudlen

When you pick up a girl that is straight until she gets hot, like a noodle, and she is turned lesbian.
Nuudles picked up this girl when she was nuudlen.
by Nuudles on tinychat September 3, 2011
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Fuzzy nurdles

A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.
"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"
by K H July 25, 2008
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Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.
John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(
by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012
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Pruple Nurple

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.
Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
by $hIti0T June 16, 2014
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Nurdel

Sticking your cold feet under someone else's butt on the couch
Kim, let me nurdel you!
by nurdeler November 6, 2014
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