(Not Gay)

Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual.

Guy 1: "My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"

Guy 2: "There goes a man who is completely heterosexual."

by AnonPGT April 26, 2008

"Not gay!"

A game that is played by less than a dozen people. Once "Not gay!" is called out the loser is the person who gets there hand up last or not at all. This game is played randomly and not supposed to be expected.

Opposites of this game are: "Whos gay?" Expecthing the person to belive they are playing "not gay" and thus lose when they think they are winning.

Zach: "Not gay!"
Daniel: *raises hand*
Smiley: *raises hand*
Jamie: *puts his head down in shame*
Smiley: *haha* "Jamie is gay! we all win now!"

Till next time....

by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 22, 2007

Not-Gay

A dead person who is falsely believed to be gay because they accidentally stumble upon a gay porn site, and die before they were able to exit it.

He's not gay, he's Not-Gay!

by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006

Not-Gay

something your not.

wazzup!

by anonymous July 9, 2003

Not/Gay

Used by people who are in the closet and are scared to come out. Most likely crushes on every guy they see.

My pronouns are Not/Gay

by B22z2 March 6, 2021

not gay enough

a rebuttle to the over used and now almost meaningless "thats gay" and a subtle rebuke to those still using "gay" as a pejorative term.

1. "You watch America's Next Top....that's gay"

"To the contrary...not gay enough"

by H. Blonde October 17, 2007

Not gay guy

A man who is CLEARLY homosexual, but won't come out of the closet

"dude, you're so gay"
"I AM NOT*voice cracks* GAY!!"

"ok!ok!" *mumbles* not gay guy...

by datenshi09 November 3, 2010