noose

this is a handy tool for when ur feeling down or if the kids were getting of your nerves

the kids are getting annoying let’s noose them

by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 26, 2020

noose

a permanent escape from living and its realities

i'm sick and tired of this shit, im tying that damn noose, adios suckers.

by i'm not needed to be known June 4, 2020

noose

its what u hang urself with

i hung mysself with a noose.

by That Better Meme May 10, 2018

a noose

another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself

I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018

The Noose

You have to have some seriously sagging balls to do this. Wrap your penis around the left side of the sagging balls, around the back, around to the right, to the front again and a little back to the left. Tuck your penis in between the side of your left leg and your balls. When someone looks at your package while you do this, the endstate will look like a noose around someone's head.

Instead of getting me with The Goat, I got got by The Noose.

by CassiusKarp June 23, 2010

douche noose

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

by DDouble December 26, 2020

pretty noose

1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.

1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.

2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...

by Tredmond July 27, 2005