Noonan

Noonans are old

They are known to chase after young people
but they are very cutsie
They describe themselves as baldies

Noonan is old hahah take L

by noonannumber1fan February 16, 2021

Noonan

Australian slang for vagina

“Ahh mate, I fucked the shit out of her noonan!” Raahhh brahh

by Shashaisa June 5, 2024

Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.

I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!

by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010

Dirty noonan

For an unhygienic bald-headed man to cowardly punch in the windows of a car that has only defenceless people inside, e.g children, girls.

“I was visiting Cowleaze the other day, and saw that Tony man pulling a Dirty Noonan on a car full of girls who were trying to show him his step son’s racist behaviour”

by The taylor family are tramps June 4, 2021

Alexis Noonan

A retard.

Alexis Noonan is a retard

by Fhsjagsvrh December 21, 2019

dirty noonan

A sexual act where one girl is sucking a dude's cock while another girl is tossing his salad.

I walked in on my roommate while he was getting a dirty noonan.

by PelvisCrusher January 31, 2008

athanasios noonan

A pretty chill dude who likes making friends and having fun!

Athanasios Noonan is my main man

by Patty poopsicle July 10, 2017