european standard

To have a penis that is uncut, how many men in Europe have.

She was freaked out by the European standard.

by FunnyItrytobe April 15, 2017

neuroreality

Brain computer interface generated input that the brain interprets as a state of actual being or existence. Indistinguishable from what is perceived as genuine reality.

“I expected neuroreality to feel artificial, but when I ‘arrived’ in the Bahamas - OMG! I was in the Bahamas! Intellectually, I knew I was connected to a brain computer interface, but I’m telling you, it felt like I was literally in the Bahamas. The sun on my skin, the crash of the waves, the coolness of wet sand under my feet. The air heavy with humidity; it was sticky, and every little sound, every whiff of the ocean — it was all there. It was real. All very real. No doubt about it. None. But here’s the thing, what bothers me now — what really bothers me now — is I’m back in the lab, right? Right? But am I? How do I know? How could I ever know? OMFG. Get me out of here. GET ME OUT OF HERE!”

by AISingularity June 15, 2023

European Pipeline

Going back in time and freezing a historical figures cum and using it as a dildo.

“I don’t have any real dildos, so I made an European Pipeline out of Fidel Castro’s cum”

by —EpicGaymer69– April 17, 2019

Gay or European

It’s hard to guarantee.

“Is he gay or European”

by MrFrosty6487000 February 25, 2021

European pepper shaker

The act of shaving pubic hair from a man or womans body into the mouth of their significant other.

Could also just be a pepper shaker from Europe.... :)

Hey honey... i noticed you were getting hairy last night... so would you mind giving me a European pepper shaker tonight?

by Mothers disappointment October 4, 2011

Eastern European Card Draw

A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.

Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:

"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."

"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."

"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."

by Bill Murray (really?) October 14, 2013

european walk

When instead of crossing the street in a straight fashion, you cross in a diagonal fashion, like how some of the crosswalks in Europe are.

Instead of crossing the street straight, Bob decided to do a European walk, to save time, and to look European.

by P-Dogg reppin da P-Unit March 19, 2007