neal

cutter king.
god.
everything the average human is not.
perfection.
CK

neal has entered the courts. all hail.

by Neal Aka CK January 14, 2008

neal

someone who faps everywhere, at anytime.

Person 1: what is he doing in there?
Person 2: i bet he's fapping on a rug
Person 1: oh neallllll

by the understand May 2, 2011

neal

to smoke either weed or a tobacco product

Bouta go for a neal, u down?

by hava May 29, 2007

Neal

A tall dude who plays video games and plays basketball all day

Declan: yo, look over there Neal is playing his xbox-360 again

Jesse: how? we are at school

by Crazyf1sh1823 January 24, 2022

neal

a nerd that you just have to love because he is so unattractive. he often gives hugs and acts embarassed when asked personal quesions.

Fally: haha, ilove that kid!

Uranus: ya,i know. hes such a neal.

by jackfiddley June 18, 2008

Neal

In many countries, this means 'Feces'.

"Man, I really need to go to the bathroom - I have a 'Neal' poking!"

by Elisa F. August 24, 2006

Neal

to get on your knees and keep your job

Neal has to get on his/her knees to keep his/her job. I cannot tell you what she/he will then do because she/he will do anything

by derlin December 27, 2007