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Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.
Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.
by kreebilicus July 18, 2009
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Neville Longbottomed

(verb)- made to believe that a person or character is unattractive, and then to find out they are the hottest thing on two feet,

origin- English- after the character Neville Longbottom from the popular Harry Potter series by British author J.K. Rowling
That show Neville Longbottomed us in season two. The main character turned so hot!
by whatnow35 December 14, 2013
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Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011
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Neville

The best friend anyone could ever have.

He is very attractive and all of his friends get jealous of all the women he gets.
by Neville Neville Neville Nevill October 20, 2019
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Neville

1. A Straightforward, honest, and caring person.
2. A person that is very inteligent and wise but is misunderstood literally and figurativly.
1. I cant understand Bobby, he never participates in class but he achieves the best grades, what a Neville.
2. Wow Christina organized a surprise birthday party for the mail clerk, that was so Neville of her.
by TheBrain914610 February 3, 2010
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scotty neville

Australian slang for a loner, loser, antisocial type.
S'got no friends, never will.
Scotty neville.
Where's damo? Man i haven't seen that guy in ages.

-He still at home smoking bongs by himself..... don't hold your breath, he aint coming.

What a scotty neville.
by captain sick April 2, 2010
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Neville

n.) When an unintelligent, unpopular, overall pathetic person undergoes an extreme personallity change and becomes brave, admired, and physically attractive.

Derived from the character Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter series, who in the final book transformed from forgetful and inept to a hero of the war.
Wait, who's that hot guy over there on the motorcycle?

That's John, you idiot.

WHAT? What happened to his suspenders?

He did a Neville. Now he's a total hottie badass. :)
by PotterGeek19 January 2, 2011
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