by izzytizzy March 3, 2020
This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.
by Roblox1800 October 23, 2019
National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”
Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”
Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”
by sillygoose400 August 27, 2022
The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.
It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.
It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.
It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?
Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
by FBGMTGMBAM March 6, 2022
On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021
On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
by (. ) ( .) April 19, 2018