Nando

A "Nando" typically describes a heavy-weighted or obese individual. This word can also apply to one who has a knack or habit for being perverted. (Whether this is on purpose or an accidental glance still applies).

Ronald: Look at that nando over there!
Tommy: Wow, he's huge!
Ronald: Woah did he just take a picture of that girl?
Tommy: He's double Nando!

Nando by xiaotan October 9, 2026

Nando's Whore 

Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.

"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?"

"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."

Nando's Whore by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012

Nando’s

A meeting place for influential roadmen(criminals)

Oi bruv u wanna go Nando’s

Ye of course blud

Nando’s by Simon is butters 69 April 14, 2019

Nando's 

A sweet as chicken restaurant, with extra spicy peri-peri sauce.

'Yo G, lets go rep Nando's for lunch'
'Man, that place is nang. I'm gonna have chicken burger with peri-peri sauce!'

Nando's by Spillee February 23, 2008

Nando Nava 

Nando short for Fernando is a young man from Michoacán Mexico, he has olive skin, dark silky hair, beautiful deep brown eyes an the sexiest accent. Nando is a great friend and an even better lover. Nando is trustworthy, extremely handsome, helpful, intelligent and attentive. Nando will never steal from you, talk bad behind your back or intentionally hurt you although he can be known to be a heartbreaker. His presence is addicting and girls go crazy when he leaves. In his pants is where all the pretty girls wanna be. Whenever your feeling down Nando can put a smile on your face.

“ Id walk a thousand miles right now just to see Nando Nava, he’s the only one I want...why won’t he answer my calls?”

Nando Nava by BrittanyKrystine March 25, 2021

Nando's 

To be buggered by a girl wearing an artificial phallus.

"I hear Lysander went to Nando's."
"Yea, he was bragging about on on the internet."

Nando's by Zefan January 13, 2008

Nando Play 

Whereby the food from Nandos can be substituted for foreplay.

Person A: My girl felt like spoiling me so she went and brought me some Nandos, it made me horny.
Person B: Man, you had yourself some Nando Play.

Nando Play by IHeartNandos October 30, 2007