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by Yulianny February 08, 2010
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Nando's

A sweet as chicken restaurant, with extra spicy peri-peri sauce.
'Yo G, lets go rep Nando's for lunch'
'Man, that place is nang. I'm gonna have chicken burger with peri-peri sauce!'
by Spillee February 24, 2008
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Nandos

A restaurant chain serving primarily chicken.

Typical customers are chavs or the jobless (students).

Very overrated, depending which chain you go to. You can expect a 10 to 15 minute wait at a busier branch for a table to become free. Whilst waiting you can watch some of the people who are currently occupying the tables play on there phones and upload pictures to instagram of the food they have just ordered and finished eating (20 minutes ago)

After you have patiently waited for them to finish uploading selfies of themselves and leave, a member of staff (usually late teens/early twenties with a mixture of lifelessness & regret in their eyes) will usher you to a table.

Once you have sat at your table and read the menu. You will then have to queue up for a second time to order your food. (Up to 10 minutes in the busier branches). Whilst ordering you will be given a empty plastic cup which will be filled (by yourself) at the drinks machine.

After you have sat back at your table and had a conversation with your fellow diners about how you should of just gone to KFC, your food will arrive.

Once you have eaten your food you can leave, feeling slightly full and a deep feeling of regret. Oh they have the cheek to include a service charge on the bill. Despite them literally only passing you the plate, you have physically got your drinks cutlery and sauces yourself. Enjoy!
" Let's go for a cheeeeky nandos!"

" I need bare scran yano! Nandos?"
by Just Joe September 18, 2016
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Nandos

"Portuguese" Restaurant that cant even spell its main dish. Its Piri Piri not Peri Peri...
They serve things that they dont even know exist.
Although it is a very nice restaurant and I the food is great they need to improve on their Portuguese-ness.
One lunch time at Nandos:
Customer: Can I have a Galao please?
Waitress: A what?
Customer: A Galao.. its on the menu right infront of you.
Waitress: Oh right erm yea ok.

10 minutes later

Waitress comes over to table with the drink: Heres your Galileo!
by .A.J. March 03, 2007
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Nando's

To be buggered by a girl wearing an artificial phallus.
"I hear Lysander went to Nando's."
"Yea, he was bragging about on on the internet."
by Zefan January 04, 2008
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Burrito Nandos

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.
Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020
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Nando's Whore

Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.
"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?"

"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."
by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012
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