Nahum

an asexual furry beaver who likes Megadeth and is a baby who likes to say hisoka looks like syndrome

“hey who’s Nahum?”

“oh you mean the asexual beaver!”
“omg so he’s like a furry, so he must have rabies omg we can share rabies”
“i heard he has a simp who he has strong feelings for”

by Lou Sasswhole November 4, 2020

nahume

Has a crush on a person starting w T

I have nahume

by Lolipop232009 October 1, 2020

nahume

Has a crush on a person starting w T

I have nahume

by Lolipop232009 October 1, 2020

nahmya

A female who smokes a lot and have the best cooche she also loyal and loves the fuck outta people

I use to talk to Nahmya but I fucked up

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Nahum

A fat pig that plays games all day. Typically one is short, fat, and Mexican. They have a bedtime at 8pm and wake up at 4am to play cod. They also have a goofy laugh and get no bitches.

Nahum is a nigger.

by Huy6373 November 22, 2022

Nahum

Informal phonetical contraction for “no, I am” (Australian)
N. B. Not to be confused wth the biblical book of Nahum.

Are you going camping this weekend? *Nahum* working at Bunnings all weekend.

by DaHottie03 February 26, 2024