the fear of nuclear war

What I have

I have a fear of nuclear war. You should have the fear of nuclear war

by A_Strawberry July 12, 2021

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

Jewish Nuclear Warfare

What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.

Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.

by Slenderson209 November 16, 2015

nuclear warming

A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

Nuclear Warheads

shots containing warheads(the candy) dissolved in vodka.

Stalin drinks nuclear warheads

by BillSmith September 15, 2012

Nuclear Warfare

the act of a man fucking a girl in the ass. as ur pulling your cock out and putting it back in the girl farts on your dick

dude i was fuckin this girl in the ass i was putting it in when all of a sudden she fuckin used nuclear warfare on my dick.

by B@rnes April 2, 2007

Nuclear Warhead

The act of filling one's foreskin with popping candy before engaging in intercourse.

Yeah i gave her quite a shock last night with my nuclear warhead

by Rock Hard Rock July 27, 2020