damn, not here

A phrase that originates in the 2005 video game "Shadow the Hedgehog"; the game's eponymous main character uses the phrase while dying. Currently used by some video game fans--especially Sonic fans--as an expression of discontentment, especially after while dying in a video game, or to evoke humorous responses.

1. (looking for something and cannot find it) Damn, not here!
2. (dies) Damn, not here!
3. 'Damn, not here!' Hehe, remember that?

by Tez, a man February 3, 2010

well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

i'm not here for that

"I'm not here for that" is what you say when asked a question that is beneath you, or else confronted with a situation that you simply cannot care about.

Interviewer: What do you think about your bitter rival's gorgeous dress?
You: I'm not here for that.

by primadonis January 25, 2014

we're not here to shag spiders

Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc

Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.

Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.

Come on mate, get your arse into gear, we're not here to shag spiders!

by AussieCol September 22, 2017

I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win

A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.

"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."

by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009

Dave's not here man

What you say when someone says they are Dave

*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man

by Dave The Game Programer August 20, 2011

If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011