net

shortened form for the word "clarinet" a black in colour musical instrunment. from the class "woodwindus" and species "instrumentus" the clarinet is a violent and agressive instrument - approach with caution

"so what do you play?"
"i play the net'"
"word"

by 7aipan December 28, 2005

net

Above all. Superior to all. Godly.

Net > *

by net July 17, 2002

.net

.Net is what you say after a short phrase to make it more original and fun to say

Oh my softie.net!
Oh my rattled.net
Oh my tottaln00b.net!

by NET12 May 23, 2010

net

elite computer hacker

you are the coolest, net!

by net July 15, 2002

net

Biggest asshole this side of Jupiter

Wow, Net is a asshole

by The Omega August 7, 2002

net

tool-ish, awkward, annoying, lame, grody
(can be used as any part of speech)

I got so netted out after seeing him pick his nose and wipe it on the wall.

The guy wearing the totes is a netto bombetto.

by jethica reardon January 27, 2007

Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually

Bro your just her net

by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016