Narf

To 'Narf' is to sit on a sibblings head and fart. Narffing.

The narf may be executed out of spite, for general annoyance or for general pleasure.

Narfs are best performed on younger sibblings, but in some cases, two younger brothers or sisters may attack an older sibbling for a rare, but exciting, double-narf takedown.

Catching an open-mouth narf is rare and can be dangerous.

If you don't stop bugging me I'm going to narf on your head, bro.

Do you want a narf? I think it's time for a narf.

by Iggycat April 5, 2010

Narfing

Is the act of flatulating while submerged in water, preferably a hot tub or public pool as the gas pocket reaches the top of the water, your opponent must then bite the bubble in half before the trapped flatulent is released. 2 pts for a chomp and 1 pt for index poke. First to 5pts claims winner.

After a day of narfing at the pool, I'm ready to go to the next level and start competitively.

by Philthy PJ December 15, 2022

narf

Non-sense word that can be used in substitution for a curse word.

"Tony narfed your mother" or "Did you see the narfs on that chick?"

by Joey G. September 16, 2005

narf

the famous catch phrase from pinky from thw show: "the pinky and the brain"

Brain- "pinky this time we WILL take over the world"
Pinky- "but Brain I just want some- NARF-POINT-cheese"

by gusto July 20, 2008

NARF

Nasty Ass Rear Fuck/Fucking/Fucker/Fucked

He is such a NARF.

Wow you just NARFed.

by Jesse Haters Committee December 10, 2010

Narfed

When you throw up just a little bit in your mouth you ‘nearly barfed’ or, narfed.

I narfed just thinking about the expression ‘love tumor’.

by NakedGnome January 4, 2019

Narf

The act of throwing up through your nose.

I was out last night and after my third shot of tequila, I narfed.

by perishable517 May 13, 2005