oh my penis

It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better!

"Oh my Penis, we had an orgy last night?"

by krazieaznchicc June 8, 2007

buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

by Cobread May 5, 2016

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!

Can you suck my penis please?

by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021

gropin my penis

what ur mother did to me last night. trebek.

Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.

Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis

by let go of the pickel May 17, 2010