My dad

someone who went to the gas station 15 years ago to get milk

mommy, when is my dad coming back? its been 4 years

by CheseC May 24, 2019

My dad

The man who nailed your mom

Without my dad, I would never have been conceived.

by MyDadAndMom April 28, 2019

My dad

A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now

by Tracket December 17, 2017

my dad

a term coined by rapper Wiz Khalifa that is use to refer to a friend. interchangeable with my homie or my nigga.

that sharpie sized doob you rolled is g, my dad.

by eygirlmelenie April 5, 2010

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss May 19, 2018