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by bossyassbitch June 21, 2021

Muthafugly

A person so hideous they are not just fugly, they have been elevated to the highest tier of ugliness. It is a top echelon of raunchiness, no other word can fill. Only to be used as a last ditch effort to describe someone.

"There's the good, the bad, the fugly, and then the dreaded, muthafugly."
"That chick is so muthafugly, my eyes burn."

by chandrapoopta July 7, 2006

Mutha fuckin' JAM!

A term used to describe something that is awesome beyond words.

Used in My Way Entertainment's Ghostbusters parody.

Variants include but are not limited to:
Mutha fuckin' JAM!
JAM!
JAM, nigga!
OH,JAM!

Crazy Bastard #1: "Charles Manson was Mutha fuckin' JAM!"
Crazy Bastard #2: "Naw, naw! Jeffrey Dahmer was JAM, nigga!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

MuthaFugga

A mutha fugga/ mutha fugger is slang term for mother fucker or relating words. Ex. Fugged up= fucked up.

Kid in school: I beat that mutha fugga up!
Teacher: Go to the office!
Kid in school: I said mutha f u g g a.

Teacher: Take your seat MuthaFugga!

by WuddupBreh? August 21, 2013

muahhspams

A way to refer to one of the most skinniest, sexiest, sassiest pages on the internet

Barb 1: Whats good mama do u follow muahhspams on ig?
Barb 2: No
Barb 1: POLICE GET HA!!!
Barb 2: wait no ill follow!!

Follow muahhspams to get out of jail

by Barbie Roberts June 22, 2021

bad mutha fucka

The greatest man ever to exist on this planet...Samuel L Jackson

Samuel L Jackson is one bad mutha fucka

If you can get laid at a sausage fest like MTU, you're one bad mutha fucka

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

methhead

A methamphetamine addict (see also "tweeker".) Methamphetamine addiction is usually a hopeless condition, in that chronic abuse of the drug causes irrepairable brain and central nervous system damage, the former leading to lack of impulse control, extreme paranoia, extreme lack of empathy and reasoning power. This is due to the drug's destruction of the limbic system in the brain, a condition which seldom is reversible. Most such addicts are extremely paranoid, exhibit flagrant dishonesty and are criminals in one way or another. Most methheads exhibit single-minded behavior (being "stuck"), usually devoted solely to getting their drug of choice, and will commit crimes against loved ones as easily as against strangers. Self-loathing causes serious self-destructive behavior. Lack of sleep, poor nutrition and poor hygiene ages all methheads far beyond their years and life expectancy is short, usually caused by brain, renal and liver damage. Also a hallmark of the addict is severe cystic acne and rotted teeth. Once a methhead starts "slamming" their drug (using hypodermic syringes, usually .5 ml insulin types) they are generally hopeless, and even with long term rehabilitation, will relapse as bad as before or worse. Sex drive among females becomes nil with heavy use, and they use sex as a weapon, lure or means of income, while males will exhibit an abnormal sexual drive for uncommon or taboo sexual acts, although the ability to get and retain an erection is lost. Loved ones of methheads must learn to dissociate from their victimized friends and keep them away, as property theft is a favorite methhead occupation. Use of expensive surveillance equipment is a must (if they even have a house) and crime to them becomes completely justifiable. The recovery rate among methamphetamine addicts is around 20%; the other 80% remain menaces to society. Almost all have criminal records. Other common synonyms: spinner (usually females), tweeker, thwacker, speed freak.

That methhead bitch gave me HepC, stole my gun and wasn't even a good piece of ass!

by Wacko Magnet March 2, 2009