Kung Fu Mumma

A mum that has epic ninja keyboard warrior skills. You will find her on facebook, Teaching whore's lessons on how to be respectable.

Boy 1; Dude, did you see how that Kung Fu Mumma showed up that girls ass
Boy 2; Yeah, i saw that! XD Coolest mum ever!
Boy 1; Totally. Wish i had a Kung Fu Mumma.

by Mcawesomejigglypants January 15, 2011

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your mumma's pineapples

a gay lover's nickname.

Ty marvels at the possibilities of: your mumma's pineapples

by hahahahahahah_booom! roasted March 19, 2010

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mumma imma cream anal

this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".

hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self

by idk i like dick tionary August 22, 2022

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Mumma Shazza

Mumma Shazza is everyone’s favourite lasagna. She likes gym and carrot muffins. She prefers her daughters friends over her daughter.

i love my daughters friends more than my daughter, god i’m such a Mumma Shazza

by comet.. March 4, 2022

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Mumma Bear

I different way to call your mum.

Mumma Bear can I Have a hug

by ThyNathanScott November 29, 2021

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A Mumma Gill is an Angel sent from heaven for YOU! A Beautiful soul who is a blessing to those around them, and anybody who is blessed enough to cross paths with them. A Mumma Gill is that special person that you can always count on to be there for you, and no matter how big or small your problem is, you can trust that " Mumma Gill GOT THIS!"

If you have a "Mumma Gill" Just know, you are very blessed!

by YaBBz May 3, 2021

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