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A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
by charisel December 11, 2013
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Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.
by JCNG May 21, 2007
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by Mumford314 October 2, 2013
Get the Mumford mug.When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.
3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.
by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014
Get the Mumford and Sons mug.A band that makes the most beautiful music ever written/sang. It is said that it is the music of heaven. It can be the solution to any problem, feud, or war.
Every war can we ended and resolved just by playing Mumford and Sons. If you are having an argument with someone, all you have so say is "Mumford and Sons", and all will be resolved and fixed again.
by McGrotes December 17, 2011
Get the Mumford and Sons mug.A Mumord is usually a severely underweight yet tall male with no sense of style or personal hygiene.
Usually stinking of shit or last week’s laundry, a Mumford will often lean over you causing much discomfort.
A Mumford's worst trait is thinking they are a 'know it all' when they in fact have very little knowledge or sense whatsoever. The Mumfords life is proof of this.
A Mumford will cause an argument at every opportunity and put other people down and grass on people to try and crawl ahead in life.
see also: cretin & grasser
Usually stinking of shit or last week’s laundry, a Mumford will often lean over you causing much discomfort.
A Mumford's worst trait is thinking they are a 'know it all' when they in fact have very little knowledge or sense whatsoever. The Mumfords life is proof of this.
A Mumford will cause an argument at every opportunity and put other people down and grass on people to try and crawl ahead in life.
see also: cretin & grasser
1. "Don't be such a mumford, go home and have a bath!"
2. "I don't wanna be a mumford but im going to have to grass on him"
2. "I don't wanna be a mumford but im going to have to grass on him"
by mummfy December 23, 2009
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"We will run and scream
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free
We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"
Mumford and Sons
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free
We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"
Mumford and Sons
by cg1212 December 29, 2012
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