mumford and sons

when your male partner gives you the classic "mumford" but puts they're balls in your mouth at the same time.

my girl almost choked when i gave her the mumford and sons last night!

by the captn June 11, 2012

Mumford Coma

noun

A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.

“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”

by charisel December 11, 2013

Munford High School

The most redneck place in Alabama. A public school that has to wear uniforms and has a suck ass football team. the girls are fake and the boys are hoes, if you have had him, so has every other girl in the school. some of the dumbest people on earth attend this school and it’s embarrassing. They have a strict ass no phone policy and you get OSCAR just for having your phone out. Don’t go here

Bruh she goes to Munford High School she’s fake as fuck!
OMG this cute boy from Munford added me on snap and he already asked me for nudes! EW!

by jchchxjwjjcjcidjwjfiwo October 20, 2019

Munford Mcdougie

When one friend explodes multiple droppings in a public urinal while another hands the exploder some wipe paper under the stahl.

My friend took a Munford Mcdougie right next to me. What a champ.

by The Ice Mice May 23, 2022

Munford Mcdougie

When a friend explodes from the rear in a public urinal while another friend hands wipe paper under the stahl for them to use.

My friend Munford Mcdougie’d today at a Shell Gas Station. What a Champ!

by The Ice Mice May 23, 2022

Amazing Mumford

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.

Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.

by JCNG May 21, 2007

Mumford

The act of defecating in one's pants while wearing thong-type underwear.

Our romantic evening was ruined when my girlfriend mumforded on the way home.

by Mumford314 October 2, 2013