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morganmizell

a short petite creature that secretly lives in your house trying to pursue its dream of becoming an ass goblin. this creature likes long walks on the beach and warm bubble baths. it also enjoys singing broadway songs and requests lots of love. this creature will often jump at you screaming "LOVE ME" and then the morgan will break out in tears.

beware for it is vicious
kid # 1: woah! is that a morganmizell on the BEACH?!?!

kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.

kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!
by wowzers!!! November 17, 2009
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morgantown

Morgantown WESSSSST VIRGINIA...home of the famous Mountaineers. Number FOUR party school in the nation. We pregame harder than you party. Where most schools only party on weekends, WVU students can find a party any night of the week! Students stumble to downtown bars or house parties to finish their drinking for the night after pregaming in the dorm with their RA and eventually blacking out. Students' at WVU motto: "I don't remember but i know i had fun!!!" For anyone who is too hungover to start drinking at 1:00pm the next day...students can find 5 people on their floor that deals pot who can help cure their pain. So after being cured, dont be surprised to be let out of class early so professors and fellow students can attend happy hour. Don't be alarmed if you see one of your professors at the porn shop next to shooters or buying you a shot at lazy lizard. GET A GOOD PHONE because students at WVU know the bar specials better than their friends numbers AND you WILL go thru 5 phones first sem...(hint: dont drop your in the cup while playing beer pong (Bianca), flush it dont the toilet (Abi), or drop it in the snow while stumbling back from the bar (Katie). If you really want to experience the best 7 years of your life...come join us at WVU....apply today for your opportunity at greatness!!!!

ps...we love beer, liquor and pot....and we dare you to visit...most cant keep up!!!!!
Where Greatness is Learned and Couches are Burned!!!
by Bankaa and KT plus T-ROC March 2, 2005
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morgantown

HEAVEN ON EARTH! Morgantown is the best place in America. Morgantown is a small city where more alcohol is consumed than any other place that features the hottest girls in the country!
Morgantown hosts events such as Derby Days, Wine and Jazz, and Shorty's for Fortys parties...plus downtown high street Tues-Saturday
by andybwvu March 7, 2008
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Morgantown

Home to WVU and the mountaineers. At one point the number 1 party school in the nation. We know how to drink!
Ryan: Hey, what classes are you taking this year?

Dave: Drinking 103, the import class.
by katie December 30, 2003
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morganing

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.
we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.
by wendy15 June 20, 2007
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morgasmic

orgasmic, excited in an intense or paroxysmal way. used when in the presence of hot girls named morgan. noun: morgasm.
That was a morgasmic feeling, let me do it again.
by booyouwhore October 11, 2005
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migantic

adj.

1. A state of not knowing what another person is speaking of or about.
2. Being unable to understand with clarity the content or meaning of conversation by another person
Example 1:
A woman has obtained knowledge of her husband’s affair. A proper response of the wife and an appropriate usage of the word “migantic” would be:

Wife: “Who is Marguerita?”
Husband: “Marguerita? I have no idea… “
Wife: “Don’t act migantic with me!”

Example 2:
A teenage girl is being given a ride by her father to the mall.

Teenage Girl: “I need $90 to buy tickets to the Yung Joc concert”
Father: “Ok sweetie, it sounds like it will be a good show.”
Teenage Girl: “Shut up daddy, you are so migantic”

Example 3:
An office workers computer has crashed from a virus downloaded from an email offering the sale of sexual enhancement drugs from Canada.

Office worker: “What happened?”
IT worker: “I could tell you but you’d just be migantic… In fact, everyone in this office is a migantic assclown”
by Bondjetta September 8, 2008
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