Talk the hair off a monkey.

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot

LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023