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dip me in ya monday milk 

Let's grab lunch on Monday
Person: we should hangout soon
Me : dip me in ya Monday milk

Slap dat butt Monday 

You slap a random persons butt on any Monday.
Hey it's slap dat butt Monday.
Slap dat butt Monday by BRUH WYD October 30, 2019

Dirty monday 

Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day
Dirty monday got out of hand last week
Dirty monday by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day 

Every Monday your Partner should send a Boob pic, So you wake up feeling happy and not stressed that there is the rest of the week left.
*Male*: Hey honey, its National Boob Pic Day!
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day

Double Monday 

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.
Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!
Double Monday by Hulk_rogan May 12, 2016

Double Monday 

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
Double Monday by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018