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Momopoly

When a mother spoils her child so badly that the child doesn’t like or listen to anyone but Mom.

Fathers, teachers, other family, even grandma can’t reach the child anymore because Mom lets the child get away with anything.
Dad used to be able to spend quality time with his son, but now since the Momopoly has taken over he has become a workaholic in an attempt to feel better & concentrate less on his loss.
by PatManDoRyan May 26, 2021
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mmooppiiee

Mmooppiiee is the coolest and most amazing gamer of all time. Uploading geometry dash vids once a year, he makes the best content on youtube.

Mmooppie is also the most chad chad that ever chadded. He makes all betas around him feel inferior.

If you arent subbed to big moobs, you are not allowed to live.
"Mom, who is mmooppiiee?"

"He is all"
by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021
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Mooppussy

Mooppussy is the kind of person who is a huge loser and uses twitter and masturbates to feet, as well as thinking they date someone else's wife who is a ginger with freckles because they have schizophrenia.
"Whoa man, you're a damn mooppussy for sure!"
by theGingerKisser512209 October 19, 2023
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momophobe

a momophobe is a person scared of moms.
your a momophobe?!=O
by heck August 4, 2007
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momorpuguh

The phonetic pronunciation of MMORPG, a behemoth of an acronym created by agglomerating the existing acronyms for Massively Multiplayer Online Game and Role Playing Game. MMORPG is a term now unavoidable but so ridiculous it should be mocked; "momorpuguh" not only satirizes the unwieldy blighter but reduces it from a six-syllable mouthful to a manageable four-syllable punchline. (Popularized in the game reviews of Yahtzee Crowshaw.)
Consumer: Just what the world needs, another derivative momorpuguh!

Marketroid: I'll have you know that World of Knights of the Old Gate is in fact an innovative and completely rethought MMORPG.

Consumer: <critical hit>

Marketroid: <groan><die>
by Noh Panse October 30, 2007
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McMopper

A McMopper is the very awkward mentally retarded person who sweeps up the floors and mops up after obese people leave messes all over McDonalds.

Although a McMopper is usually a nice person who wouldn't hurt a fly with his filthy little hands, he IS very socially awkward, and he insists on making eye contact with everyone, and saying HELLO strangely loud.

The problems that McMoppers cause far overshadow any small good they achieve in a 3 1/2 hour Tard shift at a McDonalds near you. For some people who are highly tolerant McMoppers are not much of a problem, but to the rest of us they are an unnecessary distraction while we stuff our dirty face holes with half rotten beef liver scraps that have been pressed into burger shaped patties and stuffed into a bun with special sauce.
Me: "Fucking Dammit Shit-Covered Dickass I just made eye-contact with that McMopper."

Willy (McMopper): "HELLLLLOWWWW ! ! ! ! !"

ME: "Hey buddy, I'll give you a brand new $5 bill to see how many McNuggets you can fit in your mouth in the middle of the road, and if the cars touch you, you get a sticker!"

Willy: "Okayyyy"
by K1LL_4_FUN April 1, 2011
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momopedia

A reference book dealing with information about the job, risks, benefits of being a mom.
The woman read the momopedia before she agreed to have a baby.
by Claudia Broome June 16, 2008
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