Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

Mommy's rack

The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;

friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it

going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love

Mommy's rack: huge hooters

by Maybe be David April 19, 2023

Mommy's Good Boy

Mommy's good boy loves to eat pussy and suck on the mommy milkers!

"I'm mommy's good boy :3"

by emobitchxx February 19, 2024

No More Mommy's Milk to dring

No longer avaible dring it ,and stuck it forever be a acting baby

o ga o ga oga

No More Mommy's Milk to dring

by Whoarereallycare August 30, 2023

Ur mommy's a commie

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT

Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born

by Wdpdt May 14, 2018

The Mommy’s

y’all are the best friends I could ever have. I’m very thankful for y’all. We cry, laugh and smile through every situation (: we are strong no matter what. We are always honest with each other at least I hope, and we’re all beautiful in our own ways!! Also thank you our queen aubree for making the group chat.

Aubree = the one who wrote this lmao and she is the beautiful founder of this gc.

Alyssa = the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. ❤️

Natalie = a beautiful queen that’s very funny.

Isabelle = a pretty girl that makes us smile. 😸

Addison L = Leas wife ofc, she is has great humor oml 🛐

Brynnly = loves using potty language. B@lls. Ew.. but she’s very funny too (:

Lea = the queen !! Addison L’s wife. She calls us queen 😻

Grace = the most beautiful ginger girl I’ve ever seen. She’s very sweet (:

Ava = idk about her but she’s very pretty and sweet (:

And last but not least Taylor

Taylor = just recently joined the mommy’s gc on Snapchat. She’s very sweet and pretty (:

Please don’t get offended of what I said. We are all perfect (:

I LOVE YOU GUYS FROM THE MOON AND BACK! ❤️

Girl 1: have you heard of the mommy’s gc?

Girl 2: no? What’s that?

Girl 1: it’s the most beautiful mommy’s in one group chat!! I wish I was in it.

Girl 2: show me pictures of them!

Girl 1: * shows pictures *

Girl 2 : wow they are beautiful!! The pink glasses girl is my favorite 😻

by Swaggy 🛐 October 16, 2021