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fudge monkies 

a word used to replace the slang word "fuck"
FUDGE MONKIES! I forgot the condom!
fudge monkies by Errn April 8, 2003
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brass monkies 

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away
'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

pubic monkies 

what lives in the jungle of pubic hair.
She doesn't have any pubic monkeys because she just "shaved"
pubic monkies by David smells April 5, 2003
When you’re fucked up and feeling good usually referring to alcohol
Damn bro, I’ve got the menkies from that Jack & Coke.
Menkies by Urbn October 18, 2020

space monkies 

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
To be fooled by a fool (monkey).
That bitch waz monkied, yo!
monkied by Monkied September 11, 2003