when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.
Hey dude, I just ate some mungus
Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.
Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus
Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.
Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus
by gurdon May 18, 2005
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A mungus is always among us
A mungus is like a fungus
Growing on your salamis lid
A mungus is
A MUNGUS
A mungus is always among us
A mungus is like a fungus
Growing on your salamis lid
A mungus is
A MUNGUS
Yo dude this guy only around when there's weed, say he got no ins, then we see him picking up at the house, bruh a fucking MUNGUS.
by REVANTHARETARD November 15, 2020
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Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"
by dannyp76 June 14, 2011
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