steal a mirror

First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."

"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.

And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"

Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.

by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007

mirror food

food that smells the same before you eat it and after you defecate it

Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.

by SonicEmployee February 20, 2010

Mirror

The magical item you can use to view your own body.

I looked into the mirror ,and saw my face.

by Detective N August 9, 2019

Mirror Licking

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

mirror fuck

When you are in the gym, and someone positions themselves as to make it appear that their crotch is near an opening of your body as seen from the mirror reflection.

Andrew was bench pressing and after each set the creeper behind him moved around trying to mirror fuck him.

by iceyyyyy November 17, 2009

Mirror Dweller

Someone who spends large portions of time sat on VR and solely uses it to stare at themselves in VR mirrors. As the chosen avatar/skin seen in the mirror is deemed to be more desirable than the actual reality of looking at themselves in a non-VR/real mirror.

1: 'That guy is so ugly.'
2: 'Yeah he's definitely a "mirror dweller."'

by Narstysist January 17, 2022

mirror

The magical door to another dimension where everyone looks like you when you look at them and copy's you.
The sad part is us mere mortals cannot break the barrier that is the other dimension so we are forced to look and copy our poor doppelgangers.

I looked in the mirror and the person in it copied me!

by Mr. Anybody October 4, 2012