miracle whip sandwich

A sandwich made of only mayonnaise

He only had bread and mayo so he made a miracle whip sandwich

by Bagel_boi_dude October 18, 2023

Miracle Whip Faggot

An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.

Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.

by Jobesd April 6, 2021

Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

miracle whip

ew worst thing of all

what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!

by himiko holmes January 22, 2022

Miracle Whip

A Miracle Whip is a skate 3 trick when you do a super man frontflip

No Way bro i just hit a Miracle Whip In Skate 3!!!!

by Lane-Games December 5, 2022

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019