Miger

The son of God.

Miger walk over to offer you his blessing and positive energy

by The heaven blessings November 22, 2021

Minger Zoo

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See The Muntville Mafia, Munter Mash, and Club Munterville.

On entering a low quality establishment: "Watch it! Minger Zoo is busting out."

by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008

mingers

Plural of minger, a group of ugly people.

Wow, that party of computer nerds have alot of mingers in their midst

by chicky82 September 25, 2007

mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.

"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"

by thewilster October 18, 2004

Minger

Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting

Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?

by random aardvark April 19, 2005

Mingerdom

The state of being a minger.

Example 1; "That woman is minging, she is in a constant state of mingerdom".

Example 2; "That person is physically attracted to a fence, they should study the correlation between mingerdom and being sexually attracted to inanimate objects"

by SassySquish June 26, 2022

mingering

Noun of minger (Someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.)

ie: to minger - mingering

by Fiachra Daly January 5, 2005