Oscar Migraine

A migraine headache attributed to when a mans penis is repeatedly slapped across a womens forehead. The name is derived from a popular American hotdog, Oscar Mayer.

I slapped my wife head so hard with my foot long cock that she had an Oscar Migraine the next day.

by MisterWhite&Chatty June 16, 2010

migraine headache boy

A person who is annoying all the time and gives people migraines and headaches

Boy: Hey have you heard of Justin Beiber? He sucks, Did you know he sucks? I have a cat his name is Jerald and he is very old but I still love him (blabs on and on)
Person: (mutters) Hello, Migraine Headache Boy.

by Fam Squad May 28, 2016

ISO Migraine

A throbbing, dull pain within the centre of your brain, caused by excessive reading, translating or building of company security policy documents.

I've read so many damn policies now its given me an ISO migraine.

by bazzybizzle December 14, 2020

Migrane

I-I-I I got a migrane, and my pain will range from up down and sideways

Normal Person : I have a horrible migrane..
Me:I-I-I I got a migrane, and my pain will range from up dow-
Normal Person: nOOoOo-

by TheGayEmoKid July 25, 2017

Praxis Migraine

The psychosomatic consequences of attempting to carry out the virtual duties of all your comrades simultaneously. Generally presents as a late-afternoon fugue state, following the exhaustion of adrenal and caloric reserves, accompanied by a sense of futility, marked tightness in the neck and shoulders, and a headache akin to having one's brainstem in a microwave.

Started my shift with 30 unread requests in the inbox, finished my shift with a praxis migraine.

by tenguix June 2, 2021

Hemiplegic Migraine

Hemiplegic migraine is a rare and serious type of migraine headache. Many of its symptoms mimic those common to stroke; for example, muscle weakness can be so extreme that it causes a temporary paralysis on one side of your body, which doctors call hemiplegia.

Damn I can’t wait for tomorrow, its going to be such fun.

Tommorow: Oh shit I’m having a Hemiplegic Migraine, fuck my life, all my plans are canceled now.

Person: It’s just a headache, you’ll be fine.
Me: Dumbass it’s like a stroke and it’s fuckking scary.

by ultravio-lence005 March 16, 2022

Migraination

Migraines affiliated with hallucinations.

Dave said to Jim, "Oh man I had a terrible headache and so I drank a ton of cough medicine, but then I ended up having an uber migraination."

by Capn Johnarea July 27, 2011