Middle School Softball Game 

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.

"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."

Middle School Softball Game by thesingleshot April 24, 2010

Middle School (Slut)

A Female, who is in gr.6-gr.9, who has given hand, head, and has been screwed, ganbanged, and in the most extreme cases, filmed.

Usually girls who wear thongs for the older boys to see, and gives them head.

"Man, why u goin' so middle school?" (Boy telling gr.10 friend to stop getting head from gr.7 girl)
"Man, i wanna tap that middle school shit"
(Person referring to a middle school slut)

Middle School (Slut) by Street Dogg December 9, 2003

Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

Middle School (Slut) by Phil January 28, 2005

Middle School Shower

Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower

“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”

“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”

Middle School Shower by AudioPixie November 10, 2020

Middle School sex 

Middle School Sex - Premature sex in a School called middle school. Or very weak sex

Did you hear my child had Middle School Sex? 2. God middle school sex is such a pitty

Middle School sex by DaGrateGuy January 14, 2018

middle school slut 

a girl that talks to a bunch of boys and boy hops but isn't mature enough to make a move. the most a middle school slut gets is usually a nude pic or a hug

You are a middle school slut.

middle school slut by swag77 May 23, 2016

Middle School Syndrome 

“Middle School Syndrome” Means people who does Middle School shit. Basically indicating people who are only in relationships for clout/attention.

Middle School Syndrome example: “oh I’m taken 11-11-19, I love him/her 😘❤️🥰😘😍😘🥰😍😘❤️🥰😍😘”

Middle School Syndrome by FMJR November 8, 2019