A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.
Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?
Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?
Crih: Idk...
Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?
Crih: Idk...
Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
by Laniqua y Chonquique June 16, 2011
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You can so tell she's from Midland.
by I am the world June 5, 2010
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An area of the UK which is the English equivalent to the DMV.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.
''Been making toast and someone tried to rob me'' said Bob
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim
by Kestrel4e March 1, 2019
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And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
by monsieur du brouillard June 21, 2011
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Get the Midian mug.A 1.6 sq mile town in Bergen County New Jersey. Located about 18 miles North West of New York City many of its residents commute there daily, although a good deal are locally employed. It is bordered to the West by Wyckoff, to the North by Waldwick and to the South and East by Ridgewood. No freeway style road runs through Midland Park which is a unique characteristic compared to other towns in the area.
by James Q June 27, 2005
Get the Midland Park mug.A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
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