Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)

"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.

Michael Myers by Dark Chaos February 6, 2006

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Michael Myers

Somebody you guys really need to stop sexualizing. He would kill you, not fuck you.

“Omg Michael Myers please fuck me!” No emma, he would stab you to death.

Michael Myers by michaelmyersstan February 11, 2021

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Michael Myers

Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.

Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.

Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!

Michael Myers by ryhlyh February 24, 2017

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Michael Myers

A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.

Yo, Mike Myers has 2 Baseball Championship rings. Damn hes good.

Michael Myers by GFBR #13 ALL-STAR 2005 dist.9 OBTEENE February 6, 2006