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Michael Myers 

Somebody you guys really need to stop sexualizing. He would kill you, not fuck you.
“Omg Michael Myers please fuck me!” No emma, he would stab you to death.
Michael Myers by michaelmyersstan February 11, 2021

Michael Myers 

Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.

Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.
Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!
Michael Myers by ryhlyh February 24, 2017

Michael Myers 

A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.
Yo, Mike Myers has 2 Baseball Championship rings. Damn hes good.

Michael Myers 

Oh that fucking creep? Oh hell no... he brutally murders his family! What the fuck!!! What the hell is he mad at them? Revenge??
The meaning is that Michael Myers is a fucking creepo
Michael Myers by Creppy lady October 21, 2018

louisiana michael myers 

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.
"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

Michael Myersed 

he got MICHAEL MYERSED
Michael Myersed by Cash Grab September 10, 2018