People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.
note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.
note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.
JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
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DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
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DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"
by Benedict A August 25, 2010
A sports jersey that the Miami-dade County players wear and in the hood a Bullet proof vest. Since Heat also stands for a gun.
Bob: I shot jim but he dident die.
Jack: Oh, Jim? he wears a miami heat jersey he bullet proof, take head shots
Jack: Oh, Jim? he wears a miami heat jersey he bullet proof, take head shots
by escobar ceaser January 8, 2008
Miami Heat.
by Ganja27 March 22, 2011
ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics
Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!
Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!
Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
by TRUMP_lost_get_over_it May 30, 2023
Miami Heat players who fake fouls miserably. They sometimes fall or pretend to be hurt when near other players.
A. Did you see Dwayne Wade?
B. Yeah! He got fined $5,000 for faking a foul! Ugh, he is probably a graduate of the Miami Heat School of Acting...
B. Yeah! He got fined $5,000 for faking a foul! Ugh, he is probably a graduate of the Miami Heat School of Acting...
by willtheboss June 11, 2014
by lamberman6 September 20, 2021