mexican jumping beans

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by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004

Mexican jumping bean

When a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can't control herself, causing her to "jump" around uncontrollably. Can also refer to a vibrator called The Bean

Guy 1: I ate out Maria last night and she started shaking around so much I had to slow down.

Guy 2: Thats what you call a Mexican jumping bean

by MajinVegeta May 26, 2013

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

by Chris Bird April 28, 2009

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

by Osoboro April 14, 2023

Mexican jumping bean

A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico

guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border

guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there

by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025