Messiah

Messiah is a beautiful girl and an amazing best friend. She is quiet for the most part until you get to know her then she’ll really open up to you. She is hella thick and she knows it. She is super kind and always has great advice for you. Always is there for you when you need her most. A great combo of looks, intelligence, kindness, humor, and then some. It’s hard not fall in love with her.

Hey that girl Messiah is amazing, all she did was smile at me and she made my day.

by Jeffery Dorsey November 16, 2019

Electric Messiah

24 year old triggered weeabo autistic social justice warrior & LARPing YouTube satanist with a 1 inch penis from Oak Lawn Illinois known for wearing a monkey mask on YouTube debating and threatening feminists while trying to pick up on underage girls using his autistic alpha male moves.

See also Autism, Chimp, Gimp

"Is that Electric Messiah in the cage throwing feces at us?"

by JwoJokerWorldOrder January 1, 2019

Messiah

A Person who plays the hero "Orochi" from a video game called "For Honor" as a Main Hero. (Based on the Twitch Streamer III_Messiah_III)

Person A: "dude don't be a messiah"
Person B: "why not i love Orochi"
Person A: "you are such a weeb".

"I am Messiah cuz Orochi is my favourite Hero"

by DarthHughes January 16, 2021

metziah

An extraordinarily great deal that's worth putting in effort to get.

Pronounced metz-see-yah, it's used to emphasize a bargain so good you almost feel bad for the vendor.

I got such a great metziah there, it was worth the shlep.

Black Friday is the day to find great metziahs.

by serb78 April 25, 2010

Metsian

adj: denoting a failure of magnificent or epic proportions. Refers the the loss of a 6.5 game lead in the standings the 2007 New York Mets had over the Philadelphia Phillies with 12 games remaining in the baseball season.

The success of the Braves and Red Sox in September of 2011 can only be described as Metsian.

by AeneasB September 29, 2011

Superstar Messiah

A term used to describe the undeserved, over-inflated and exaggerated “Messianic” - like worship, adoration, and reverence of a celebrity, political figure, religious personality or social philosophy. The term alludes to the ignorant gullibility of the sheep/heard like mentality of the masses; and suggests the pretentiousness and self-importance of the person venerated, who willfully allows the adulation to continue.

"Barak Obama has become the "Superstar Messiah" of Left-Wing establishment."

by minarchistlibertarian March 23, 2010

hellbound messiah

When you engage in a sexual act and somehow end up stabbing a nail through your hand/foot.

"Yeah man, I did the hellbound messiah. I was railing her on my new porch and sunk my hand into a nail"

by Stonethrower April 3, 2019