a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...
For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.
by Diabla007 April 28, 2011
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Get the merkedttv mug.A magical place where unicorns and idiots live. A city run by liars in office who spend money like it grows on trees. A place with unpaved roads for months. Drugs can be had at any street corner. The mayor likes to ski himself. His singing is so bad you'll want to end your life when you hear it. The city is also full of degenerates and hoes. If your shit ain't locked down it'll be stolen or some other guy will be in your girl. Oh yes the police chief is the biggest slumlord in the whole town.
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Get the meriden mug.A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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“Have u heard about the shit hole in New Addington called Meridian High School? Mate they can’t afford good food let alone pens”
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So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.
by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007
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