mercury

When one testicle in a man's scrotum is very hot and the other is very cold, as if they are mimicking the two sides of the planer mercury.

John: Man, the pocket fan I had only blew as far as the right side of my body.
Jehoshaphat: Oh boy, that would be rough.
John: Yeah, it was a real mercury down there.

by Nbtful October 13, 2015

That's not Mercury

A saying for when something isn't planned, expected, or right. Or when there is just dead silence.

Person 1: Have this cheese.
Person 2: I don't like cheese.
Person 1: That's not Mercury!

by Spoonular November 13, 2009

Mercurial

Reciprocal oral sex involving a male and a transexual/transvestite. A sixty-nine with a tranny.

If you're looking for a life-changing mercurial, Brazil's your place!

by Pete Walker (Inverness) January 10, 2008

mercury

For describing funny colour or consistensy semen

shoot your mercury all over my face

by baggypyjamas December 28, 2005

freddie mercury

The best singer ever. so there.

freddie mercury sang in queen

by KATTAY! June 24, 2003

freddie mercury

Freddie Mercury was the most talented singer and songwriter EVER. He was taken too soon as he still had much to contribute to the world of music.

Yes Freddie Mercury It's a beautiful day and "no one is going to stop you now." Not a Mr. Bad Guy at all.

by Tallsherri December 11, 2008

freddie mercury

The best song writer that ever lived...and had a very beautful voice...and is saddly missed by many Queen fans and the Queen bandmates

"how was the songs at the concert?"
"not as good as freddie mercury and Queen"

by Kewi September 14, 2008