The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 10, 2007
Get the Mediterranean milk farts mug.One who suffers of the eponymous disease.
The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
Example 1)
Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"
Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"
Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"
---
Example 2)
MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."
MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"
Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"
Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"
---
Example 2)
MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."
MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
by Ade1623 December 20, 2010
Get the Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM) mug.1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl
by mike huunt December 16, 2007
Get the Mediterranean priest mug.when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes
you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).
by dub_es March 4, 2015
Get the mediterranean sea biscuit mug.by Mr. Meeps May 23, 2016
Get the Mediterranean Gem mug.A trapezoid covering the Mediterranean Sea in which thousand of ships have sunk under mysterious circumstances over the last several Millennia. The trapezoids points are clockwise from SW to SE: Gibraltar to Genova, from Genova to Istanbul, from Istanbul to Jerusalem and from Jerusalem back to Gibraltar.
by sanfrancisco89 August 20, 2010
Get the Mediterranean Trapezoid mug.When people from italy, sicily, greece, albania, crete, ect look like negros because of the high concentration of negroid genes mixed into they're blood. Puerto Ricans are in a similar situation called Carribean Niggerism.
by El Santo Domingo February 27, 2005
Get the Mediterranean Niggerism mug.