meatriding

the act of verbally massaging someones dick

principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"

by duccr August 16, 2022

Meatriding

When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.

Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.

Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?

by FunniManHeHeHeHa October 25, 2023

Meatriding

To talk about another person in an overly flattering manner, especially their body or physical appearance (usually when they are not around to hear it)

Bailey was totally meatriding that blue team guy in the gym earlier

by Baileythemeatrider March 7, 2025