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Manitoba Snowplow

A sexual act in which you are giving a girl anal and then push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.
I manitoba snowplowed this girl so far she got carpet burn!
by xkenx January 6, 2007
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Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.
Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.
by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009
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manitoba

The only province within confederation to violently rebel against the federal government. The Riel Rebellion incase you missed that day in history class.
Guy: I thought we the Quebecois were the separists?!?!
Dave: Nah, we in Manitoba did it first, you guys in Quebec just made it a hobby.
by Mr.W November 28, 2006
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Manitoba Block

Being stuck driving behind two vehicles side-by-side going 30 kms below the speed limit on the highway, thus hindering the ability to pass and drive at a reasonable speed. This is common throughout the province.
Yeah, sorry I'm late but I was stuck behind a Manitoba Block...
by MXBACC January 21, 2008
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manito

spanish/spanglish slang for "little brother". Short for "hermanito" which literally means little brother.

Term can be applied to someone who is not a blood relation to the speaker.
I can't go out tonight, wey, I have to watch mi manito.
by Ryan Sumner July 12, 2006
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manitoba

Often ridiculed prarie province of Canada. Americans have never heard of it because its above the Dakotas (another place they've never heard of), Canadians forget about it because it had only one city and it's near nothing else. Manitobians are an industrious bunch, because they have to take care of themselves. They weather sucks, and if you don't live in Winnipeg, then you're probably near nothing. Winnipeg isn't bad but it had the same reputation as Buffalo or Cleveland in the US, as if its some bad place that everyone should leave. Manitoba's got lots of lakes too.
Manitoba's at the 100th meridian, where the great plains begin.
by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008
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Manitoba Milkbag

Similar to the Chicago Mustache, except the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit and the person on the top has drank milk all day instead of eating corn.
I was watching "How I met your mother" and got so turned on that the next day I only drank milk and then gave your mother a Manitoba Milkbag that night!
by ski9600 September 1, 2009
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