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Stimulationous Maximus

(Noun) When an individual, under the influence of marijuana, induces sensory bombardment and exceeds the brain's finite capacity for sensory input. The brain's ability to filter specific negative stimuli is non-operational resulting in a chaotic increase of irrational sensory analyzation. The individual may feel that he/she is at the mercy of the weed, as if poisoned by skewed perceptions of reality.

Frequently caused by inability to achieve Marinationous Maximus. Entailed by excessive visual, auditory, and sensory stimulation.
Stoner 1: Dude, this is way too much. You're dog is plotting against us.

Stoner 2: (Stoner 2 grasps Stoner 1) For the love of God, make this Stimulationous Maximus stop.
by Pi Ups April 26, 2010
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Maximus Cannabis

Name of a well known California Marijuana Horticulturist who advanced the concept of blending modern organic additives with "old school" organic processes to grow some of the more potent yet 100% organic product available. His emphasis is on quality, not quantity.
Bud from Maximus Cannabis is always sure to please.
by Maximus Cannabis October 10, 2010
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Circus Maximus

A series of men circle jerking the "clitoris maximus" after realizing they had actually run into their friend from high school.
Guy 1: Bruhh, is that Eureka?
Guy 2: Down, don't you recognize your friend from high school?
Guy 1: Oh shit I guess I have to do the Circus Maximus.
by lk247 August 8, 2023
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chedlan maximus

by mjauuu August 7, 2018
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Maximus

Maximus is an amazing loving guy who never fails to make a girl smile but hides alot of his personality for later times he can be quirky but he is shy until you get know him. He loves the girl and love lasting relationships. He has one girl that will always love him even if he loves sombody else.
If you dont already know somebody called maximus , go meet someone with that name becuase honestly people called maximus are amazing and i mean amazing..xx
by Acid2107 June 1, 2015
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Maximus Micro Light

A patented LED keychain flashlight used by the military, airline pilots, campers, survivalists, and Fortune 500 corporations as a promotional giveaway.
The Maximus Micro Light provides a source of light that can easily be carried in a purse or on a keychain. The micro light is sold by Micro Light Guy, inc.
by Micro Light Guy August 22, 2010
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nardicus maximus

loner gamer that only has sex with doughnut holes and is a super nard.
"Chris you are nardicus maximus"
by kennylee13 March 26, 2010
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