Holy Mackerel

An expression used when something happens that is unexpected HOLY MACKEREL!

Holy mackerel I was never expecting that DOG to jump on me. I feel like going out and catching an actual mackerel to settle my nerves. Holy mackerel

by S.Dawg June 3, 2017

Mackerel

A slang term representing one U.S. dollar, generally used amongst fellow poker players.

That bluff just cost me three hundred mackerels.

by HammerHeads March 1, 2008

Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019

Macker

Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.

"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you say that to all the ladies."

by Vivian LaFox April 15, 2008

mucker

West Belfast term for friend or companion; can also be a term of endearment.

'Well mucker what about ye?'

by Smickers March 30, 2004

mackerel mick

A severe stench eminating from a woman's vagina smelling somewhat like rotten fish, sometimes known as turket puss.

Was going for the BIG CHOMP, got hit by the mackerel mick and spewed all over the rotten clam.

by jimmy yogi August 21, 2006

Father Mucker

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.

Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004