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A gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever! Usually is great at sports and is very intelligent , usually has a big DICK! And all the girls want him , usually goes well with a Shauna , Melissa , Kate or Emma , Italian word meaning gift or god , I'm sure you can see why by his beauty !!
Matteo means gift or god
Matteo by Asfurban567 December 14, 2017
a huge penis (15 inches) he can get any girl at any time, hes extremely actractive and lays with any girl he sees
#me an matteo had fun last night (he was great)
matteo by i love him so mutch December 12, 2016
Someone who hates whenever anyone says the following:

"Material girl"
"Sussy" (and variations)
They also hate drinking tap water and eating food with any sauce
Dude 1: Yo, have you heard about among us?
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMONG US
Matteo by marissa443 February 12, 2022
He is the coolest guy in the whole world. he is an amizing person and all the ladies comes after him. if you see a matteo say that he is an amazing person and the best friend you will ever have.
Wow you're such a Matteo
Matteo by Matito06 March 8, 2019
Matteo is a person with a Big Dick, a very Big Dick.
Matteo has a Big Dick
Matteo by DoctorMattew November 22, 2021
A male with a HUGE cock is generally referred to as a 'Matteo'. He fucks 79% of all girls in his neighbourhood straight down and up. A Matteo can get it up in less than 1.1415 seconds.
Joanna: Omg Omg, the Matteo last night got it up so quick!
Abigail: Really, can you send him to my house?
Matteo by cockycox77 May 8, 2018