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The Mythical Faggot Beast

A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools, McDonalds and Shopping Malls.

It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.

Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)
John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
by InfiniteFreedom May 25, 2011
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Mythicaliity_Cosplay

An amazing Cosplayer on TikTok and YouTube! They make videos as Shawn Flynn, Jacksepticye, Purple Guy, Bendy, Marvin the Magnificent, Junko Enoshima, etc.

They are non-binary and polyamorous! Married and with Cutty Ren who also cosplays on TikTok
Me: Oh my gosh did you see Mythii’s newest video???
Friend: Yes! It is soooo good! They are so talented!!! I love Mythicaliity_Cosplay
by Overkill Squirrel February 16, 2021
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Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed
Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer
by Trou god April 27, 2021
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Mythical

The ONE TRUE WORD that is an Intensifier that is added to any word to take it's meaning to its highest power imaginable... yes that even tops the word "LEGENDARY".
CHUMP 1: Hiii Mr. Scottson, you smell LEGENDARY!!

Chump 2: Nah man, He smells mythical!
by larryfnj July 26, 2010
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Good Mythical Morning

A family-friendly web show that launches Monday through Friday on YouTube. The show is hosted by two middle-aged men; Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal.

When the show premiered in January 2012, it was a low-budget show with a relatively small fandom and a one-man-crew (not counting the two men themselves). The episodes were roughly outlined, and nothing was scripted. In the episodes they would have conversations between them about a subject they found interesting. They tended to tell funny, personal stories as well.

As seasons passed, the fandom grew, the crew grew, the budget grew, and the overall quality grew.

Now, the episodes are strictly outlined and somewhat scripted, the personal stories are getting extremely rare. They cover a wide spectrum of episode types. You will normally see experiments, original challenges, taste tests, interesting facts/things and various funny segments.

It is unavoidable to notice that GMM (short for Good Mythical Morning) is getting more and more de-personalized. At the same time as the format brings many new views and subscribers to their channel, many of the long-term fans are unhappy to see this change, they miss the personal stories and the natural, relaxed interaction between the two life-long friends.

The GIF below is from an old episode of GMM. Link (the blackhaired) has another haircut to this day.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool facts about fire-ants? I need it for my presentation...
Person 2: No, but if you go to YouTube, I'm pretty sure Good Mythical Morning has an episode on it!
Person 1: Okay, thanks. I'll check it out.
by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 16, 2016
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Mythical Inferno

Slang for the burning sensation while you pee caused by an STD.
The mythical inferno whenever he went to the bathroom was a cold, stark reminder never to frequent an Asian prostitute without protection.
by #ReachForTheSkylar June 2, 2013
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mythical steez

Appearance of being stellar at skiing or snowboarding, but actually sucks. Can usually be spotted wearing steezey clothing while riding the magic carpet.
Look at Jerry's mythical steez over there on the magic carpet.
by EvanTheBestSkiierInHanover March 11, 2017
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