marital arts

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts

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Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

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r/martialarts a subreddit full of wannabe UFC fighters. They think anything that isn't MMA or BJJ is bullshido.

Guy 1: So, I've been taking Aikido and....
Guy 2: Pffftttt, Aikido is so bullshido I read that on r/martialarts

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