Abigail marston

To describe that your wife/girlfriend is a fucking whore

Greg heffley: holy shit holly hills is like abigail marston

Chirag: thats crazy

Pete kowalski: 💀

by Johngle arson September 3, 2025

Marstonism

The phenomenon where men worship women and work tirelessly to promote the idea of women in power. Not into gender equality so much as the idea of women dominating men. Everyone suspects a sexual fetish is at root, but it's just filed away under feminism. Named for William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman and the member of a woman-worshipping sex cult, who modeled his superhero character after his sexually dominant wife and wrote her as a female power figure in order to push an agenda of women's dominance over men (No, really. Google it). Related to masochism but different for the gender-specific part.

People say Alan is into feminism, but he's really just into Marstonism. He likes women kicking ass but at heart just wants them to spank his.

by Allacrim July 18, 2017

Marston

Coined by the college athlete Danny Marston, the term describes the act of undermining your captain's authority (mainly in football) on and/or off the field.

A: "The captain told him to pitch, what the fuck is he doing?!"
B: "He is pulling a Marston, man."
A: "What a moron!"

by NTJW July 13, 2020

Pulling a Marston

Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody

TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

sarah marston

is well known in the under ground rapper world as Mini Mama. she is often found froliking through the streets of clinton spitting out freestyle. the end

sarah marston, rapper of the century

by mummy81 February 20, 2011

Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021